Total Medals Earned: 176 (From
44 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,545 Points
A Rabbit Fable
10 Points Therefore you can not fail.
25 Points Show your feelings.
100 Points "Pan y trabajo" painting.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (135/420 points)
Age of Wonder
10 Points Get 30 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
5 Points Collect 10 squares
10 Points Collect 20 squares
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
10 Points Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew.
5 Points Kill the N00bs.
5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
5 Points Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
10 Points Complete a level very fast, so that more than 800 time points out of 1000 will remain
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/300 points)
50 Points Complete 5 levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Cursed Treasure 2
5 Points Defeat an enemy carrying a gem
5 Points Defeat a champion
Medals Earned: 2/50 (10/475 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the knife!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 41/44 (455/500 points)
5 Points Evolve Once
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/450 points)